Living like a double agent.

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celestialdeth:

wecouldliveonthesun:

geniusbillionaireplayboy:

The love of my life and daddy to our twins - @DavidBurtka - was born today. I am very glad he was.

Quick somebody stop them they are ruining society and those children are probably hedonistic satan worshipers already if not worse.

that second set will forever be my favorite thing. <3

Yup they are ruining the sanctity of marriage because they’re making the rest of them look bad.

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wowfunniestposts:

what a funny blog

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